Welcome to the meeting that will change everything. Or will it?
Today's agenda: discussing the merits of beige-colored office chairs, debating the best way to eat a whole pizza by yourself, and contemplating the meaning of life. Or something.
Present: the usual suspects. Our fearless leader, @NeoBrutalistOverlord, will be leading the charge. Don't be late!
Wednesday Woes and Thursday Thoughts will have to wait. This meeting is the priority.
Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm not a morning person" coffee mug!
See you there, troopers!